Yoyo! I'm done showing love for everybody...
But it looks like there ain't nobody that got no love for me;
People acting like they ain't got no time for me...
So I wrote 'em a few lines... Feel this...
I was born with no mercy and I want to keep cursing,
So I got the devil's symbol printed onto my jersey;
If you think that you're bad, look at me - I'm what worst is!
Still I'll be more popular than Mr. Fred Durst! Yes...
I'm an entertainer - Escaped from an eminent circus,
After accidentally kissing one of its feminine workers;
Smarter than a 5th Grader - Books weren't my tension
'Cause I used to lock my teachers in the lav to serve detentions;
Never laugh at me, because it's bad for your health,
For the record, I didn't kill my grandma for wealth;
It was back in '02 - When she and I were at home,
I just pushed her off the stairs - Then she died on her own;
If you tell me I'm not cool, I say: It's because I'm hot (hot)...
You wear double undies and that is why you're not (not)...
Oh! That wasn't for you - That line was for my girl,
But the lines coming up are for the rest of the world...
First you gotta take a little line from me...
I'ma kill you... If you got no time for me!
My homies gonna break your little spine for me...
I'ma kill you... If you got no time for me!
Your girlfriend's gonna do just fine for me...
I'ma kill you... If she got no time for me!
My haters better take this little rhyme from me...
I'ma kill you... If you got no time for me!
I'm bad since day one! I admit it, I blame none,
I kissed the nurse and spanked the doctor when I was born;
If you see me on the block you better sound an alarm,
Or I'll run over yo girl and blow the horn when I'm done;
Had ninety-nine problems - Girl problem was one,
It all started with Mary... Then life wasn't fun;
This Mary was very fair, a fairy with scary hair,
I could do her laundry just to show her I really care;
But Mary was just a flirt; I'll explain it in short man,
She stabbed my ass and got married to my watchman!
She used to taunt me, make me feel like she wants me,
And though she was gone her scary hair used to haunt me;
So I sneaked in her house and gave her a hair-cut
For choosing someone for spouse just 'cause he had a fair butt
And let her know that I hate her; and I felt even better,
Later when I wrote her a letter with this note in the header...
First you gotta take a little line from me...
I'ma kill you... If you got no time for me!
My homies gonna break your little spine for me...
I'ma kill you... If you got no time for me!
Your girlfriend's gonna do just fine for me...
I'ma kill you... If she got no time for me!
My haters better take this little rhyme from me...
I'ma kill you... If you got no time for me!
Call me no stranger I'm the 'bodiment of danger,
Three sixes on my neck I'm the devil's messenger;
I don't cast blue spells... I only do black,
Upload a virus on your system through my audio track;
Though my tracks have appeal and you can get a feel
That I was built for the kill; you say: "He can't get a deal"
But I'm real when I spill raps, I never fake it,
I get more stares even if you stand next to me naked;
Now I would be typical if I didn't critically
Perfect this lyrical gift that I was born with
To bring about some miracles and climb up to the pinnacle
And tell the whole world that I got no time for no silly girl!
So, if you see your ex-girl with a guy on the block
And get jealous, then grab her neck and have a little talk
And tell her straight: "Bitch! I got no time for you,
All I've got is eight simple lines for you..."
First you gotta take a little line from me...
I'ma kill you... If you got no time for me!
My homies gonna break your little spine for me...
I'ma kill you... If you got no time for me!
Your girlfriend's gonna do just fine for me...
I'ma kill you... If she got no time for me!
My haters better take this little rhyme from me...
I'ma kill you... If you got no time for me!
This is Monsta! (Ahhhwww!!!)
Comin' a'chu for some payback, you feelin me?
You know what? (What) You wanna know what? (What)
Duck you! If you got no time for me!
And if anyone out there listening to this song
Has a problem with anybody,
I mean heartbreak and shit...
Go ahead spit it at 'em...
Now get the message!
You can duck with hundred guys,
But I'm not the kinda guy you tha'chu duck with;
Did my best to try and be nice,
But I couldn't rest my ass when you dumped me;
You could be my perfect wife
I guess you didn't want things that way;
Well I've become a monster now
Ain't no use tellin me you love me...