Performed by
B-Reft
Produced by
Kacey Bridges

Lyrics

Damn, we getting late... (Play something, will ya?)
Alright... Let's keep on (Un-un...) Why? (Copyright issues) Okay...
Damn! What are they doin' out here? Way to go...
(Horn) Make way for da... (Horn) Make way for da... Make way for my S.U.V.

You do not... Try to tell me
What to do... 'Cause you don't know that if I
Wanted to... I could make ya do what I
Want you to... So grab yourself a drink and try to
Loosen up... Stick around your homies when you're
Boozin' up... I'm looking for a reason just to
Screw with you; Someone's gettin beaten up and
Dude its you... Ooh! Its you...

Runnin' over some chumps comes my Hummersine
Now what do I dump these "dumbs & dumbers" in?
Pop the trunk and toss the junk in lock it up when you're done
Draggin' bodies gives an ache around my humps its cumbersome;
Tread the red mat, let's stand over there
With more cameras on the face than strands of beard
Who's takin' my interview, we gotta get introduced?
Isaac Miz, please tell me it isn't you!
A tingle in my nose, man, I feel a lil absurd (sneeze)
The wind from my sneeze kinda gave her an upskirt;
Its gonna be on YouTube and I'm like, "Oh my!
Undies are important and I'm lucky I wore mine!"
S***! The crowd's yellin' in the second I speak,
My zipper's unzipped... I feel like takin a leak;
Flash my number on the screen when I aim at the crowd
So Steve-O can call and temme: "You're makin' me proud"

You do not... Try to tell me
What to do... 'cause you don't know that if I
Wanted to... I could make ya do what I
Want you to... So grab yourself a drink and try to
Loosen up... Stick around your homies when you're
Boozin' up... I'm looking for a reason just to
Screw with you; Someone's gettin beaten up and
Dude its you... Ooh! Its you.

(Sirens) Cuffs around my wrist they throw me into their car
And I just aimed at a cop and made him faint with a fart; (fart)
Slipped outta the window in a minute or two
Got on the highway, crossed the speed limit on foot
Screamin' "WEDGIES"! Pulled out the underpants of six kids
Spinnin' around your block like I was Stanley Epkis;
Saw an old lady who was ridden with weight
And pricked a needle in her butt but it didn't deflate!
Stop tellin' me to stop 'cause I ain't stoppin' it silly,
I'll run you over with a unicycle poppin' a Wheelie; (collision)
Ask Soulja Boy how I punched bump on his head (punch)
Ashton Kutcher tried to punk me but I punk'd him instead;
Tried to teach Christopher a lesson in rap
Next thing he drags his manager to the wrestling match; (bells)
Press is watchin' us and I'm like: "Stop jabbin' me fool"
Take a time out when I mash your family jewels... (oh what a shot!)

You do not... Try to tell me
What to do... 'cause you don't know that if I
Wanted to... I could make ya do what I
Want you to... So grab yourself a drink and try to
Loosen up... Stick around your homies when you're
Boozin' up... I'm looking for a reason just to
Screw with you; Someone's gettin beaten up and
Dude its you... Ooh! Its you.

Half you women never ever seem to get the picture
I don't act a prick till you flip the switch ta;
Thirsty for attention I'm like, "Sister, sister!
You can be my B.F.F. if you wish or please ta!"
Met a cute chic and said, "Please don't temme nothing,
This is love at first sight" and kissed her belly-button;
Wore a big smile 'cause she was willin' to date
But I didn't pay the bill and left her cleaning the plates!
Every kid in The States is on a mission to hunt me
Since I mentioned in an interview, "I listen to country"
One of 'em knocked me out but I could get up at last
To catch a hold of his friend and shove his head up his ass!
Someone's taken a snap of it, I'm taken aback
Stepped on his camera, guess I'll be breaking his back;
Pushed him off the bridge over the edge of disaster
Sayin' "You ass-holes are startin' to git the picture at last, huh!"

You do not... Try to tell me
What to do... 'cause you don't know that if I
Wanted to... I could make ya do what I
Want you to... So grab yourself a drink and try to
Loosen up... Stick around your homies when you're
Boozin' up... I'm looking for a reason just to
Screw with you; Someone's gettin beaten up and
Dude its you... Ooh! Its you.

This is B-Reft...
And Kacey Bridges on the beat...
Geek Turned Monsta...
And this is the new s***...
And those of you who're frowning and not likin' this s***
I sincerely wish you suffer from pre-mature baldness...
I'm outta here.

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