Lyrics
Yoyo, yo...
Time to settle some old scores.
Sound check, sound check... It sound sick...
Pay attention, a'ight... Chew this...
Hey! Did you ever think there's something wrong in this world
Because you promised a girl that you're both gonna live
And both gonna die together? Or both gonna sleep and
Hope for a child together? And if you don't succeed then
Both gonna cry together? But she don't wanna keep it
And goes for a guy whose better? Then this is for you...
If you're a humble man and your girlfriend is too bitchie,
Then she'll stick to your hand if you're richer than Richie;
Yes! Jessie helped me learn about the truth of the statement
The day I went to her house and found her nude in the basement
With a rich brat; Then she stood in amazement,
As I flung that Casanova straight out through the casement;
She ran for the back door but she didn't make it there,
'Cause I saw her and whacked her with a three legged chair;
She fell, I closed in... And shaved her head bald and said,
"You're making me do this, bitch; it's none of my fault!"
Baby! I know that you wanna say you
Hate me; and you make me wonder why I
Met you; so I wanna tell you that I
Hate you too!
May be, you've heard about the monster that'chu've
Made me; and you know the monsta wansta
Get you; so run 'cause the monster wouldn't
Let you go!
Did that hurt you? Well, you did the same here,
You were my nightmare but I'll also be your day-mare;
I won't let you sleep and I'll fill your head with fear
Till your bed's wet with pee and your pillow's wet with tears;
Big girls don't cry, Ferg? Yes! It is true,
They make big guys cry and I've seen its proof;
They keep testing you but when you have the test given,
You feel like gettin' Ds and like you were being test driven;
When was the last time you had a bitch wit'chu,
Who'd walk, talk and sit wit'chu or even shit wit'chu,
But when things came to flings or rings she did ditch you?
Here! I have a list, if you wish, take the list with you!
From the past it seems a Jeanne ass is mean
And she grazes where she thinks that the grass is green;
So everyone who loves me just for having my cash
Can kiss a big sized hologram of my ass, when I say:
Baby! I know that you wanna say you
Hate me; and you make me wonder why I
Met you; so I wanna tell you that I
Hate you too!
May be, you've heard about the monster that'chu've
Made me; and you know the monster wan'sta
Get you; so run 'cause the monster wouldn't
Let you go!
Someone said it's illegal to deceive a woman's heart
What if she jilts a man? Would she go behind bars?
If yes, then catch her, here's my girlfriend's pic; (vomits)
Put it in you know she makes me sick!
When I told her I loved her she threw a stone at my love bird
And it hurt 'cause she did it just for going with a pervert;
He couldn't manage his own, how could he manage her life
I guess if she wasn't there, he would've married a guy!
(Shoot) You make me wish that I could jab you in the chin
Or stab you with a pen or get the letters 'H' & 'O'
Tattooed on your skin, that too with an ink that you
Can't erase you wacky face Daffy Duck look alike,
I'll crush you... Or better yet put you in my commode
And flush you; So stop scorning I'm warning you
And stay prepared, dear 'cause after this last verse,
The monster's coming to your house and he'll bite your ass first!
Baby! I know that you wanna say you
Hate me; and you make me wonder why I
Met you; so I wanna tell you that I
Hate you too!
May be, you've heard about the monster that'chu've
Made me; and you know the monsta wansta
Get you; so run 'cause the monster wouldn't
Let you go!
What? What the hell's happening?
What in the name of... AAH... HELP...
Hello, sweet!
I told you I was droppin' by to bite you, ain't it?
Where is that little donkey of yours?
Bring it out wherever it is...
Take this... (Na na)
Take this... (You miss that one)
Take THIS...
Aww I got that one, its headed straight for you...
Oh... That's gotta hurt!
So there it is... Nice and close... (Don't do it, don't do it)
(Shouts)
(Spits & Vomits)
Damn it don't taste good, where'd you get it from?